Would you believe that the new apartment complex that my family has just moved into doesn't allow pets?!?!?!?! I mean, they do . . . but only if you've been a tenant since 2011 and had the pet in 2011. (We had heard barking and other animal noises on different floors when we first looked at the place, so we assumed that we could bring our terrier . . . and that I could finally get my own cat . . . only to be slapped with the rule after we had signed the contract. *headdesk*) And do you know why that rule is in place, Terry??? Because someone once brought in a pet monkey.
In short, I can't have a cat because someone's monkey got unruly.
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Did you say "disinterested jogging?"
ReplyDeleteThat's what I need to do!
DeleteI can't tell whether this cat needs a vet or an exorcist...
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ReplyDeleteWould you believe that the new apartment complex that my family has just moved into doesn't allow pets?!?!?!?! I mean, they do . . . but only if you've been a tenant since 2011 and had the pet in 2011. (We had heard barking and other animal noises on different floors when we first looked at the place, so we assumed that we could bring our terrier . . . and that I could finally get my own cat . . . only to be slapped with the rule after we had signed the contract. *headdesk*) And do you know why that rule is in place, Terry??? Because someone once brought in a pet monkey.
In short, I can't have a cat because someone's monkey got unruly.
I'm going to have to call Tita Meldy about this.