Stop calling here.
Call it 'impaired'.
Sexually impaired. It works on so many levels. Think about it.
Impaired - the sex is im-paired, the natural is impaired. The parts don't fit, and so on.
Yes, and contraceptive heterosexual relations are too. So gays aren't that different after all? Or is it that couples who contracept are gay too? Both are impaired.
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