"Take Back the Night" or something.My neighbors across the street are insisting I join them tonight for their block party. I can't really pretend I'm not home or anything like that - they can see my house. I
guess it's something to do with "National Night Out" - can't those people down the block just be content with a wave and a smile when they see me out in the yard, or when I drive by? (I'm sure that crazy woman with the kids will be there too.) Do I have to bring some kind of picket sign? Is this about people "coming out" -
I'm so against that. (There are a lot of lesbians in the neighborhood.)
If I show up, maybe I should wear my goalie mask and bring my chainsaw - since I'm trimming trees in my yard.