I wonder if you can buy greeting cards to send?
Always use soft foods and liquids when hitting in the face.
October is filled with holidays, huh?
I have fond memories of how my parents handled things. After many years of domestic violence, and great expense for emergency care and glasses replacement for my mom, my dad stopped hitting and would grab the glasses from my mother's face and pop the lenses out. Then he'd slam her head into the wall. One Christmas we came over and though she was black-eyed and puffy, and the phone was pulled out of the wall and there was a huge hole in the sheet-rock, her glasses were just fine.
"What happened to the wall mom?"
And everything was fine after that.
“There are always fights in a marriage, aren’t there? Sometimes plates fly. You’re laughing, but it’s the truth." - Pope Francis
Isn't that cute? Isn't that true?
"Just be careful when you fight, family - don't create a lot of unnecessary expense. We love you!" - Bob and Penny Lord.
Guys, if you're unmarried and still living in the basement,
be kind to your mothers.