Sunday, January 30, 2011

"Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver."

Crap!  Forget the revolution in Egypt - this is important!

Summit Entertainment insider is acknowledging that a studio DVD containing the Mel Gibson-Jodie Foster not-yet-released movie The Beaver is missing and appears to have been stolen from Mel Gibson's mailbox. - Full story!


  1. Has Sarah put a message up on Facebook about this yet???

  2. Leave it to Beaver...

  3. Let's see here...

    You have papacockroachazzis crawling all over your celebrity, and you are stupid enough to think a private video would be 'okay' in your mail box.

    While stealing from a mail box is a Federal crime, not to worry, the Feds haven't caught anybody since John Dillinger, and that was with the help of the Lady in Red.

    Case in point; Osama Bin Loafin'.

    Mel, hire a Secretary. Preferably not Russian, or female.

    The Secretary could drive the DVD or other stuff back to headquarters.

    You are in L.A.

    There are Freeways just to get you to a convenience store across the street from your house. Getting it back safely should not be a problem.

    "You were a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward."

    And now he's come up missing.



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