As a child, Mr. Trump was given a string of beads with
which to count his sacrifices and other acts of show.
In that way he was able to advance in self-esteem daily
by conscious effort to eliminate competition with peers
and to acquire great pride in his accomplishments.
Genuine natural pearl Sacrifice Beads mimic the Donald's little string.
Simply pull a bead each time you make an act of love for Mr. Trump
or an act of sacrifice for love of self!
Makes a perfect gift for first, second, or third wives, paramours,
call girls, female employees or even sexy daughters.
"I've made a lot of sacrifices."
Order your Sacrifice Beads now!
Count up your sacrifices just like Donald Trump does,
or just sacrifice your integrity for him.