What's under that cappa?
I laughed out loud when I read what Pope Francis had to say about young people, who were not raised with the traditional Latin Mass, yet prefer it to the Ordinary Form of Mass and said:
“And I ask myself: Why so much rigidity? Dig, dig, this rigidity always hides something, insecurity or even something else. Rigidity is defensive. True love is not rigid.” - Source
I bet they're homosexuals - and I'll explain why.
When my mother said, "What are you trying to hide?!" She followed that up with a seething, "You little homosexual" - before I even knew what the word meant. She was very suspicious, just like the pope.
So it just follows ... right? I mean all that satin and lace, matching gloves and bushkins.
I'm so just kidding.
Get down to the 'lobby' right away,
they're hiding something!