The Pope is just like my mother: "What are you trying to hide?!"

What's under that cappa?

I laughed out loud when I read what Pope Francis had to say about young people, who were not raised with the traditional Latin Mass, yet prefer it to the Ordinary Form of Mass and said:

“And I ask myself: Why so much rigidity? Dig, dig, this rigidity always hides something, insecurity or even something else. Rigidity is defensive. True love is not rigid.” - Source

I bet they're homosexuals - and I'll explain why.

When my mother said, "What are you trying to hide?!"  She followed that up with a seething, "You little homosexual" - before I even knew what the word meant.  She was very suspicious, just like the pope.

So it just follows ... right?  I mean all that satin and lace, matching gloves and bushkins.

What?

I'm so just kidding.

No, really.

Get down to the 'lobby' right away,

they're hiding something!

What?