Everyone has probably already seen this amazing cat saving her little boy from a man-eating attack dog. This cat should be canonized.
My cat explained to me what happened.
Gabby: Meow meowatched mewhole meowing. Meow hiss-yeowl dognuts meow hisshissyeowlmeow (scratch, bite, spray) meoweoweow...
Oh wait - Google translation:
"I watched the video over and over and the dog is obviously trying to steal the kid's bike to sell it and get money for dog-crack (Beggin Strips). The dog is an addict as well as a pueriphobe. That's why he attacked the little boy. The dog had been stalking the boy for weeks. He took advantage of an opportunity and lunged. The boy's cat thinks of the boy as her son and therefore went into defense mode and counter attacked - as soon as the dog was running away the cat returned to take care of the boy. They are best friends. The dog should be killed and the neighbors who own him sent to prison." - Gabrielle van der Mall, S.C.
There's a movie deal in this story.