I was going to wear a red dress, red parasol, hooker shoes. No wonder you're not planning to have a funeral. What?Note for those who don't understand the term "hooker shoes," if you're thinking stilettos, think again. All it means is red pumps. They used to be scandalous. Now you know why people flipped out over Benedict's shoes. What?
That's funny! Facebook is weird though. I think Bernice the over-sharer was the smarter for staying off it.
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