Thursday, October 06, 2016

Creepy Clown Sightings sweeping the U.S. ... They are absolutely ruining Clown Ministries in parishes, schools, nursing homes, and prisons across the country.

"It's ruining my Clown Ministry!" Stated Fr. John Heagle

"Mine too!" Sister Fran Ferder added.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, October 1, 2016, ( – The Archdiocese of Los Angeles’Religious Re-Education Congress bills itself as an “opportunity to hear God’s voice in their own lives.” However, some of the featured speakers have been banned from wearing clown outfits and face paint because of increased security concerns.

Song for this post here.


  1. About time these Mass clowns were retired. The clowns that are said to be luring children into the forest with offers of candy ... they gotta be retired permanently.

  2. Hahaha! I mean clown ministry is pretty much isolated to a few nonsense priests and Ministries, but this is golden!


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