Stop calling here.
Call it 'impaired'.
Sexually impaired. It works on so many levels. Think about it.
Impaired - the sex is im-paired, the natural is impaired. The parts don't fit, and so on.
Yes, and contraceptive heterosexual relations are too. So gays aren't that different after all? Or is it that couples who contracept are gay too? Both are impaired.
I know!
I'm always here to help!
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What?
Where is the first pic from? I love Catherine Ohara and just wish she made a Lola Heatherton feature film, "Lola goes to Hollywood," or something.
ReplyDeleteAnd dear Terry, there ain't nothing "sexually impaired" over here if you know what I mean and I think you do.
It's from "Waiting for Guffman" - Christopher Guest - Corky - is yelling into the phone.
ReplyDeleteI like "impaired". It puts everyone on the spectrum -- God's Satisfaction spectrum, not Man's Satisfaction spectrum -- between Zero (not what God intended) and One (what God intended). Everyone on the spectrum, nobody off the spectrum, oriented to God.
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