At first I thought you were really losing it. Then I clicked on the link and I couldn't stop laughing. You really do have a messed up mind.
Glad you are not scandalized. I grew up with MaidenForm ads on prime time.
I prefer Royal Rum Pecan in my cups, if you please.
Please comment with charity and avoid ad hominem attacks. I exercise the right to delete comments I find inappropriate. If you use your real name there is a better chance your comment will stay put.