Friday, June 15, 2012

Finally. Isn't It Obvious?

Unmanned hovercraft.

Isn't it obvious now that almost all the UFO sightings have most likely been some sort of experimental aircraft?  The others were probably hallucinations by drunk people, or people on or off their meds.  In ancient times they were probably either hallucinations due to some sort of bread-mold or wild mushroom ingestion, alcohol poisoning, or visionary-view into the future. 
Military drone mistaken for UFO along DC highways.

WASHINGTON - A saucer-shaped object on a very wide flatbed truck had some people wondering if the government was moving a UFO in or near Washington, D.C., Wednesday night. The truck came south on I-270, then took the inner loop of the Capital Beltway from Montgomery County into Prince George's County.
When motorists snapped photos of the strange object and posted them on Twitter, some people became concerned enough to call local police. One man called 911 in Prince George's County because, he said, he was concerned about a relative who lived along the route.

Asked by a befuddled dispatcher what the object looked like, the caller replied hesitantly, "…ah... a UFO. I mean, I don't really know. I don't see too many UFO's on a regular basis."
Well, it turns out the mysterious object on the truck cruising around the Beltway is capable of flight. It's an experimental, unmanned aircraft called an X-47B, according to Northrop Grumman spokesman Brooks McKinney.
The company spokesman said the saucer-like shape of the aircraft is a deliberate effort to make it harder to detect.
"[It's] a shape that minimizes its refection of potential ... enemy radar signals," said McKinney, who also pointed out that the aircraft has no tail. - Source

Well, let's just tell and show the world our military secrets.

So anyway, I was abducted once.




  1. .... before you abduction, did ya see blue lights?

  2. Well I think you forgot to mention a "third kind" after bread mold or alcohol poisoning: Demonic manifestation

    Now, I'll agree that probably many such "sightings" could be experimental aircraft. I can personally vouch for a "sighting" that was neither brought on by bread mold, alcohol or drugs but could very well have been an experimental aircraft or a demonic manifestation.

  3. So anyway, I was abducted once.

    Really? Just once? You sure?

  4. Were you taken to Mass or the bar?

  5. Nothing bad happened - that's all I'm permitted to say.

  6. Did you ever see the film, "The Fourth Kind"? When it came out I watched it and heard people I knew say that it was "proof" that aliens exist but to me it was proof was demonic possession and influence. In fact that's the ONLY thing that came to my mind watching it.


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