All the photos I have ever seen of St. John Bosco gave me the impression he was a stout man. Looking at the photo shown here, it appears that he was quite thin.
Must be the capes then. Capes make people look fat.
Edna [super-hero fashion designer]: It will be bold! Dramatic! Bob [aka Mr. Incredible]: Yeah! Edna: Heroic! Bob: Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots... Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head] No capes! Bob: Isn't that my decision? Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids. Bob: Listen, E... Edna: November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin! Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb... Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine! Bob: E, you can't generalize about these things... Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! Edna [shouts]: NO CAPES!
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I hear Fr. Z is 6'5", 190 lbs.
ReplyDelete"No, it's your ass that makes you look fat." Or so I respond when asked that question ...
ReplyDelete*Note to self, no capes.
ReplyDeleteFrom Pixar's "The Incredibles":
ReplyDeleteEdna [super-hero fashion designer]: It will be bold! Dramatic!
Bob [aka Mr. Incredible]: Yeah!
Edna: Heroic!
Bob: Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head] No capes!
Bob: Isn't that my decision?
Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
Bob: Listen, E...
Edna: November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!
Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
Bob: E, you can't generalize about these things...
Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
Edna [shouts]: NO CAPES!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317705/quotes?qt=qt0361985
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68ndaZSKa8
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