This post was set to carry the subtitle: Making up new definitions for words and terms. It wasn't on Larry's top ten list of popular blog topics guaranteed to get a lot of hits and comments, so I scrapped it. The following glossary of words and their extended meanings is how far I got with the project...
Tentative - one who lives in a tent or is related to a tent.
Peddlefile - an annoying bicyclist.
Pompous - one who wears big hair - e.g. pompadour.
Asinine - an event which occurs when nine asses he-haw in unison.
Drinking-bout - a lone medieval-style drinking contest with no one.
Travesty - a really bad outfit, or a tasteless wardrobe belonging to a transvestite.
Art: A sample of some of the new headers I've been working on for the blog.