If I could turn back ti-o-o-o-o-o-om!
Cher: “you know dude it is a lil weird that your talking to a doll.”
Jack: “um, i don't think i need a drag queen to define normal behavior.” - Will and Grace
All you have to do sometimes is just be patient and wait for celebrities to open their mouth and you don't even have to try to make up comedic lines for them to say. From Chaz's mom:
@cherIf ROMNEY gets elected I don't know if i can breathe same air as Him & his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters
Whatever. I loved her in Moonstruck though.