"She's just like a little doll, and has always been veddy, veddy popular!" said her parents during the press conference after signing with Mattel, the famous toy manufacturer. "So many, many Sheiks and Shahs and Nabobs and Maharajahs tried to buy her for their daughters, that we felt it was time to go public and have replica dollies manufactured for sale for all the rich children in the world who have no siblings."
I made that up.
The real story about Ms. Amgi, who measures just over 2 feet may be found here. Perhaps her celebrity and earning potential will encourage Indians to permit girl babies to be born and treat the women of their nation with greater respect.
LOL @ "gift ideas"! You're a hoot!
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I love your Christmas masthead. How about some angel dolls in appreciation for guardian angels. May they protect the little girls (and boys) threatened before birth.
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