Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Osama's Last Facebook Message.


This is so poignant.
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What?
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Anyway.  I had a dream about Osama last night.  He lived in an apartment with my parents next door.  I thought he was really nice and pleasant and couldn't imagine why people said he was a terrorist, although something about him scared me.  It was my duty to call the police on him and as I did so he came up behind me and I turned and shot him in the face.  I felt bad because he had always been so nice to me, but I had to defend myself.
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H/T Gem of the Ocean

2 comments:

  1. His eyes always confused me. You don't expect a villain to have such soft eyes.

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  2. He was rather soft spoken in his interviews too.

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