Terry, Father apologized for not being prepared for Mass! He thought he'd be raptured!
Well, not so much. Then he went into his usual spiel about sin, heaven (no guarantees contrary to popular opinion) and focusing on Christ instead of everything else.
In the newspaper left at our hotel door every day this week was a full page ad for the end of the world. I was so looking forward to seeing what would be in it today--maybe a big "oops" drawn over the ad, or "recalculating" scribbled across it. But no paper left at all! Maybe the news people all got raptured?
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I can't believe you wore that tie to the Rapture.
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No belt either. That must be an old suit from the days when he had to dress up to go to work for the department store.
ReplyDeleteHi, Terry. I got Left Behind, too.
ReplyDeleteBetter luck next time!
I'm here too..
ReplyDeletePablo--at least Terry was in a suit and tie..
I was in my stinky barn clothes and no shower at the appointed time...
Perhaps that's why I was Left Behind.. :)
Sara
LOL, everyone!
ReplyDeleteSeems like all the best people got "Left Behind"!
Chloesmom
"...I was in my stinky barn clothes and no shower at the appointed time..."
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll bet you hadn't shaved your legs for eight days again.
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Terry, Father apologized for not being prepared for Mass! He thought he'd be raptured!
ReplyDeleteWell, not so much. Then he went into his usual spiel about sin, heaven (no guarantees contrary to popular opinion) and focusing on Christ instead of everything else.
LOL @ the photo.
ReplyDeleteIn the newspaper left at our hotel door every day this week was a full page ad for the end of the world. I was so looking forward to seeing what would be in it today--maybe a big "oops" drawn over the ad, or "recalculating" scribbled across it. But no paper left at all! Maybe the news people all got raptured?