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Hitler 'had tiny deformed penis' as well as just one testicle, historians claim ...
Hitler suffered from a condition called hypospadias which left him with an abnormally small manhood, according to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie - Read more here.This brings to mind a couple of related stories.
In high school I had a friend whose brother only had one, we called him 'one-ball-Paul'.
These things are very important to men, gay or straight. In the monastery my novice master wanted to know why I dressed and undressed for work and showers, while keeping my tunic on. He wondered if I may have had issues with my manhood. Now I realize it may not have been such an indiscreet question, since the article cited above mentions that Hitler would never let people see him naked. Now I'm mortified and wish I had exposed myself to my father master and fellow novices so they would know I had no problems that way. I thought I was simply being modest - I was also anorexic.
*Sorry, sorry, I may have that wrong. My mother used to do that to my dad when he was about to strike her or pop her lenses out of her glasses, she would say in her most dignified voice: "Unhand me, little man!" It never turned out well.
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I also read somewhere that Hitler may
have been a gay prostitute when he was younger.
Could simply be a rumor - unless he was a drag?