Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Summer Job Postings: Christian Camp Counselors Needed!

Qualified candidates please send resumes to:

Deacon Jason Vorhees
Westborow Baptist Bible Camp
Camp Crystal Lake, Kansas

Memories that last a lifetime!


  1. Nice blog!
    /Dr. Lopez

  2. Ummm...I think I'll skip on applying for this job. Looks like a dead-end job to me.

  3. Baptist Bible Camp.

    Learn how to be a good heretic.

    We are in deep trouble.


  4. +JMJ+

    I'd apply for the job, if they'd be willing to hire a Catolica cerrada counselor. It would make sweet Slasher sense for someone like my character to end up as Final Girl in a Baptist Horror franchise. =P

  5. +JMJ+

    As usual, it was only *after* I logged off last night that I realised the connection between Crystal Lake and Baptists. =P

  6. Stay out of the water whatever you do and don't have sex!



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