Dresses like man - shrieks like woman.
What if we woke up to this one morning and it was in the White House.
Right there is one big reason for the Man Crisis problem.
Women have taken over media too.
One local CBS affiliate features mostly women anchors, weather-girls and reporters, all very fashionably, tightly attired - lots of leg and hair extensions, and ooooh and aaaaah clunky jewelry; Red Carpet types. Shrieking the news, giggling, eye-rolling, baby talking weather and animal shelter stories to fill time avoiding actual news. Other channels have their own stable of similar on-air Stepford women - and men. Sensitive men. Really, really sensitive.
Remember the press conference recently when Obama only called on women? Women are dominating the news media and slowly taking over politics and business and parishes.
That's your man crisis right there.
Oh, and gays in the military.
Mr. Catholic recommends
men drink strong, black coffee - no femme green teas
or healthy substitutes - and quit shaving your chest.
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