"Can you hear me now, Cha-Cha?"
Although Fr. Lombardi said, "It maka no diff - we gotta no-thin' to hide-a!"
How could he say that?
I don't know.
Anyway - reports are that NSA monitored communications during the time period leading up to the conclave! I know! Story here.
So what did they find out?
The Pope is Catholic, that's what.
Contrary to everything traditional-
I suppose now people will try to say the conclave was fixed by Modernists and Communists, Freemasons and the gays.
With all due respect, if Fr. Lombardi called me, I would never tell anyone. I think he's a handsome fellow with wonderful charm and Italian finesse. I have a crush on him.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a bad thing, right?
I agree though, all the snooping and eavesdropping is just gonna confirm what we have known all along...Papa Francesco is a son of the Church and he and Papa Emerito get together quite often like a father to a son, who has inherited the riches of God's kingdom on earth, the Catholic Church. ^^
What did they find out -- oh maybe something about:
ReplyDeleteRoberto Calvi?
The Vatican Bank?
Paul Marcinkus?
Maybe they learned the secret to keeping the white cassock white?
ReplyDeleteIt's Calgon.
What?
The NSA allegedly spied on everyone (? - it's someone new everyday). Terry, I'm sure you've been tapped for years. Why? Because you're there. I guess.
ReplyDeleteYou and those 30 million Spanish citizens.
Oh man. It is a crazy world.