A new feature.
Editor's note: A new feature for the holidays is our "Axe Father" column - so without further ado - our guest poster, Father Axel...
Dear Father Axel,
Since Christmas falls on a Sunday this year, is our Sunday obligation covered by the Christmas Mass? Or do we have to go to Mass twice?
Jane, you ignorant slut, both obligations are met with any Christmas Mass you choose to attend, from the vigil to the last Mass on Christmas day, which is on a Sunday this year.
Bonus feature: A word from Fr. Axel to anonymous:
If you have ever posted lewd pictures of yourself online, or wrote some nasty stuff - just remember, someday you're probably going to have kids or maybe even decide to run for office, or go for a big job someplace - and all that stuff just might pop up in an online background check... for everyone to see. And read.
Likewise, if you have written a detailed confessional of your conversion on a blog or in a book - someday your kids will be in school and some kid might taunt them, "Your mom was a stoner!" or "Your dad is gay?" Or worse.