On a lighter note...

Woman arrested for calling police 7,177 times.
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Police arrested a woman for making more than 7,000 emergency telephone calls because an officer did not take her initial complaint seriously, a police spokesman said Wednesday.
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The 38-year-old was arrested on Tuesday on charges of obstructing police work, a police spokesman said.
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She made 7,177 calls during the day or night between September 14 and October 13 this year, sometimes shouting "drop dead" at police, he said. - Source
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If my mother wasn't dead, I would have thought this story was about her.