Thursday, November 18, 2010

"Don't touch my junk!"

I'm with the guy who said that BTW. 

Anyway...  I just heard that a certain former Republican Congressman is against the intimate pat-downs as well, saying, "It's totally outrageous!  TSA agents are doing exactly the same thing I got arrested for in a bathroom stall... and I didn't even touch anyone!"  I just made that up.
Personally - I'm worried about the rights of transsexuals who still have their junk.  How embarrassing!


  1. I think this is funny.

  2. Yeah..I hate it when I lose my belt...

    Those of you who are still hissy-spitting came come over and help me put up a bunch of strawberries...I am cutting them up in small pieces and freezing them individually to have ready for smoothies or waffle topping...will keep ya outta trouble :)


  3. I laughed, Terry.

    And just think of the money that will be made when adult novelty stores start marketing "TSA Pat Down" costumes! Forget about the French maid outfits - these will be best-sellers!

    Wife: "Oh officer, do you have to pat me down? Well, if you must..."

    Husband: "Sorry, ma'am, it's my job. It's for your own safety. Now come here and let me 'wand' you."

    Wife: "Oooh, officer!"


  4. Who are the people that do not have to submit to this?

    The answer should be no surprise.



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