See how the farmer waits for the precious fruit of the earth, being patient with it until it receives the early and the late rains. - James 5:7

Monday, June 08, 2009

Anti-Americanism.

Your jobs have been outsourced...
.
I just answered an 800 number phone call from an Indian or Pakistani service rep asking:
.
"Maieeeeee seek to Fahtee Nelson?"
.
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
.
"Miae Ieeeeeeeeeee seek to Fahteee Nelson?"
.
"I'm sorry, you have the wrong number."
.
Something inaudible.
.
Now who told these guys that I've gained weight?
.
Poor Dottie Henkle.

1 comment:

  1. You've been pretty slow with your entries in the LJ Sweepstakes.

    But I'm pondering where that was a 3 or a 3.5. Pretty good for one sentence.

    Cath got her 5 LJ's with one sentence, with only 18 words in it.

    Fr. Finigan from Blackpool had 51 words in three sentences.

    I guess I'd have to give Cath the edge because of her economy of words, now that I'm making amendments to the rules.

    Maybe I'll have to spell out the judge's requirements for award thresholds.

    ReplyDelete


Please comment with charity and avoid ad hominem attacks. I exercise the right to delete comments I find inappropriate. If you use your real name there is a better chance your comment will stay put.