Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Holiday etiquette.




'Tis the season for parties and visiting relatives.


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Now most of you are probably familiar with the sage advice: "If you can't say anything bitchy, don't say anything at all."


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No, no, no, Amy Winehouse. It is Christmas for crying out loud. No - this is what you need to remember: "If you can't say anything funny, don't say anything at all."


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Otherwise you may be invited back. (I know, this makes no sense.)

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