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Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Now Hillary has a body double? The disturbing collapse of Hillary Clinton.

It's Pope Paul VI and Sr. Lucia all over again.


I'm actually serious about the disturbing part.

It is disturbing - something appears to be wrong with Mrs. Clinton's health, and speculation is running wild.  It's even crazy - especially the idea of a body double.

But I think she's fine.  I'm sticking with my first impression too.  Mrs. Clinton just wasn't feeling well.  She was up late the night before - had a few drinks.  On September 11 she was dressed too tight - meaning, she probably was wearing Spanks as well as a bullet-proof vest, her feet are too small for her body - she has huge legs, she was overheated, dehydrated, and just not feeling well.  She probably had diarrhea and went to Chelsea's to change her pants.  She just pretended to collapse rather than admit she pooped her pants.

Hillary with the doctor 
pretending to be her new
best friend.


Oh.  Oh!  She had her doctor with her too - so the ER wasn't necessary.  The doctor checked her vital signs to make sure she didn't need to go to the ER and to demonstrate she was there for her and all that.  They went to Chelsea's, got her cleaned up, gave her some sort of energy shot, and she walked out alone to show she was fine.  And her hair was a very Henri Bendel weekend dyke-do.  Very New York.  Very Vogue.

So that's it in a nutshell folks.  She's  fine - still full of piss and vinegar.

All the health reports and rumours are coming from the vast right-wing conspiracy-basket cases of deplorables, trying to spread their phobic lies across social media.

Hillary, one day earlier.


What?