I would be getting his picnic basket NOW.
Can I get your order?
UH...would you like beans or franks for starters?
Up next on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives: this bear started his own eatery in his very own backyard, and as you can see it's been a huge a success. Not one customer has left to complain about the food. At least that's what the bear tells us.
Paul Stilwell, I'm sure that was a typo and you meant to say "not one customer *was* left to complain about the food."
BTW Paul - that was really funny.
"Um, hi, is this seat taken? Actually, you know what? Nevermind."
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