Showing posts with label rumour and innuendo-shared tactics by the right and the left. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rumour and innuendo-shared tactics by the right and the left. Show all posts

Friday, February 22, 2013

Conclave drama: "Evidently something has been leaked regarding the results of the Vatileaks investigation carried out by the three cardinals."




Blackmail...

A commenter asked: "I wonder, of what would the blackmail consist?"
"If you don't do x, I will publicize that you are having wild sex orgies."
"But what is x?"

Money and power, according to Moynihan's report: "Apparently there is even talk of some curial officials being blackmailed..."


Blackmail... what is it?  "Extortion of money or something else of value from a person by the threat of exposing a criminal act or discreditable information."
 
What could one possibly gain besides money or power?  I have some suggestions.
 
Twenty Two plus one Reasons for Blackmailing Naughty Churchmen
  1. Control.  I want you to do what I say.  Bark like a dog.
  2. Lobby for gay marriage, gay rights.
  3. Lobby to relax the rules on marriage and divorce.
  4. Lobby for more liberal teaching on contraceptives.
  5. Promotion - the culprit wants to be ordained bishop and given a nice diocese.
  6. Ordination.  The guy with all the impediments wants to be ordained a priest.
  7. I'd like a nice condo in Rome.  Get it for me.
  8. My sister needs an annulment - push it through.  In fact I may start an annulment business and I need a guarantee of success.
  9. I want my mother and dad to have a private audience with the pope.
  10. Indulgences.
  11. Promote women's ordination, married priesthood.
  12. Art and antiques.
  13. Grant Basilica status for my parish.
  14. Papal seal of approval for my product.
  15. Permission to do whatever I want, live where I want.  (For a priest)
  16. Get on the A-list for social events.
  17. Access to important personages in the Holy See.
  18. Win all the bids for work to be done inside the Vatican.
  19. Canonization of my cat.
  20. Push for the destruction of the SSPX, or its promotion.
  21. Ban the traditional Mass, or not.
  22. Let Cardinals wear ermine again.
  23. Money, money, money.


"How 'bout rights to use
'Catholic' in my business name?
Along with endorsements?"