Showing posts with label How to be more Catholic than the Pope. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How to be more Catholic than the Pope. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Disappointed with Pope Francis? Can't figure him out? Maybe think he's an anti-pope? Or worse? There may be a place for you ...

( Pope in parenthesis. )


No, not the SSPX - they accept Pope Francis as the legitimate Pope.

Novus Ordo Watch will take you in.

Escape the Novus Ordo - leave the modernist sect behind!  Become a Sedevacantist.  All of your problems will go away - who needs a pope anyway?  Reject the impostor church.  Resist Peter to his face.

Priests will have to be re-ordained however - if you were ordained in the new ritual, your ordination doesn't count.  No Sodomite clergy either.  (You'll just have to wait it out.)

Novus Ordo Watch is pleased to be the sponsor for Escape from the Novus Ordo.  Donations always welcome.  No mercy though.  No communion without a Traditional baptism/confirmation and/or marriage certificate.

Just remember however:  All are not welcome - unless they are worthy.  You'll be tested.

Who was the last Pope?
Do you want to bomb the hell out of Syria?
Who was the last reigning pontiff?
Do you renounce communion in the hand?
Can you pray the Pater Noster in Latin?
Are you relaxed? Happy? You can't be happy and Catholic.
What is a maniple?
Can you say the Latin name of the last Pope?
Can you admit NFP is contraception?
Will you burn all books printed after 1960?
Are all non-Catholics going to hell?







Song for this post here. (Substitute words in the chorus with Novus Ordo.)