Crap! Forget the revolution in Egypt - this is important!
Summit Entertainment insider is acknowledging that a studio DVD containing the Mel Gibson-Jodie Foster not-yet-released movie The Beaver is missing and appears to have been stolen from Mel Gibson's mailbox. - Full story!
Has Sarah put a message up on Facebook about this yet???
ReplyDeleteLeave it to Beaver...
ReplyDeleteLet's see here...
ReplyDeleteYou have papacockroachazzis crawling all over your celebrity, and you are stupid enough to think a private video would be 'okay' in your mail box.
While stealing from a mail box is a Federal crime, not to worry, the Feds haven't caught anybody since John Dillinger, and that was with the help of the Lady in Red.
Case in point; Osama Bin Loafin'.
Mel, hire a Secretary. Preferably not Russian, or female.
The Secretary could drive the DVD or other stuff back to headquarters.
You are in L.A.
There are Freeways just to get you to a convenience store across the street from your house. Getting it back safely should not be a problem.
"You were a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward."
And now he's come up missing.
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