On the light side.
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Larry did a post for Father's Day titled Crazy Stuff Dad's Say. It's a fun read. Inspired by Larry, I decided to list some of the crazy things my dad used to say.
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If Larry comes from a "Father Knows Best" style home, I come from a ... err ... Charlie Sheen's house.
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Printable stuff my dad said.
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"Why you little son of a bitch!"
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"Shut up or I'll shut you up for good!"
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"You talk like you have a paper ass!"
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"Your ass sucks buttermilk!"
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"Blow it out your ass!"
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"You wouldn't make a pimple on a priest's ass!"
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"You wouldn't make a pimple on an artist's ass!"
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"You're no damn good!"
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"I love you with all my heart and soul."
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"I'd cut off my right arm for you!"
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Yelling out the door after me when I left home for good: "Get the hell outta here and don't come back you..."
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So anyway dads, love your kids, stay close to your sons, train them well - with love and esteem and basic support - like food and clothing and shelter. Try to stay out of jail. Don't get drunk, don't swear and curse, don't commit crimes, don't lie, don't cheat, don't molest, don't terrorize. Be a man - a man of God preferably.
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My dad finally embraced Catholicism and died a happy death about 20 years ago. Praise God!
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Photo: Mums and dadums after the Lawrence Welk Show on Saturday night.