In this exclusive video, Mrs. Piedad Figueroa, Kellyanne Conway’s housekeeper, demonstrates why this toaster will not work properly, due to the hidden bugging device inside. A device which self destructs upon discovery to escape detection and/or to destroy forensic evidence of surveillance.
I hear the recording said "this toaster will self destruct in 15 seconds."
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Mission Impossible - exactly!
DeleteLOL. Just when you think it cannot get crazier. I am no fan of Kelly Anne but thought she had to be kidding. After seeing the tape I do not know. I am certain the WH is teeming with Alien believers. And I am not referring to Mexicans! Curren Atlantic Monthly online has an interesting background article on KA, her mother, upbringing etc. somehow I like her better after reading about her mom and hardscrapple upbringing. As for my appliances, TV and all things electronic, I am taping them all.
ReplyDeleteI actually like Kellyanne - she just says some off the wall stuff which is always so funny. She reminds me of a woman I used to work with years ago who was very good at speaking and management, but often jumbled her words and phrasing to insert trending marketing lingo - which only made sense to her.
DeleteKellyanne is a homespun and spunky lady. She is liked by me despite her garbled words but interesting catch phrases ... "alternative facts" will go down in history me thinks.
DeleteShe's doing something right since she snagged another headliner post on your famous blog, Terry. ^^
Wait! I thought this was the Possessed Toaster! If this toaster is the Possessed Toaster it isn't culpable if it is also bugged since, it couldn't give full consent of the will. I just love KellyAnne, but she should also check and see if her hairdryer has gotten possessed in the last week or so. That last interview didn't look like it came from a woman whose hairdryer is truly saved.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Hi Fr. Frank!
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