I'm with the guy who said that BTW.
Anyway... I just heard that a certain former Republican Congressman is against the intimate pat-downs as well, saying, "It's totally outrageous! TSA agents are doing exactly the same thing I got arrested for in a bathroom stall... and I didn't even touch anyone!" I just made that up.
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Personally - I'm worried about the rights of transsexuals who still have their junk. How embarrassing!
I think this is funny.
ReplyDeleteYeah..I hate it when I lose my belt...
ReplyDeleteThose of you who are still hissy-spitting came come over and help me put up a bunch of strawberries...I am cutting them up in small pieces and freezing them individually to have ready for smoothies or waffle topping...will keep ya outta trouble :)
Sara
I laughed, Terry.
ReplyDeleteAnd just think of the money that will be made when adult novelty stores start marketing "TSA Pat Down" costumes! Forget about the French maid outfits - these will be best-sellers!
Wife: "Oh officer, do you have to pat me down? Well, if you must..."
Husband: "Sorry, ma'am, it's my job. It's for your own safety. Now come here and let me 'wand' you."
Wife: "Oooh, officer!"
What?
Who are the people that do not have to submit to this?
ReplyDeleteThe answer should be no surprise.
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