Cats do not nip and drive.
Terry, buddy, I don't know how to break this to you, but cat's are sent from Satan, the very bowels of hell produce them. They go out in the world to bedevil us and it is no surprise that they would be able to drive if it helped them to "join the forces of darkness in their hellish crusade!" Now perhaps your cats have absorbed your good energy and have found their way to the light..but I would keep one eye open when you sleep!Now, dogs, dogs are sent straight from heaven as a gift from God..especially a certain big hunting dog and a little Jack Russel/Chi mix. Guardian angels on four paws they are. You have been warned sir.
I knew you were anti-Catlick. They really used to say such things about cats - but they are wrong. I love dogs too - I just wouldn't be a good dad - I wouldn't like to walk them in inclement weather or when I'm tired. I'm not a trainer either. Cat don't have to be trained - I mean look at Toonces - he drives a car.
As long as the car is a Cougar, a cat can instinctively drive it.What?
In my city they drive Jaguars, and in the summertime a classic Catalina may cruise by.
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