At first I thought you were really losing it. Then I clicked on the link and I couldn't stop laughing. You really do have a messed up mind.
Glad you are not scandalized. I grew up with MaidenForm ads on prime time.
I prefer Royal Rum Pecan in my cups, if you please.
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