It's the Jewish Bankers fault.
So Obama and Romney are Jews?
Marshall Plan for Catholic Identity.
one teeny-weenie bit of parchment.
So what did the parchment really say?
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."*
"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."*
-more canned laughter-
Lindsay Lohan was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." Lohan says, "Okay, let's get started." *
***Jokes by Henny Younman.