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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Does this cape make me look fat?
All the photos I have ever seen of St. John Bosco gave me the impression he was a stout man. Looking at the photo shown here, it appears that he was quite thin.
Must be the capes then. Capes make people look fat.
Edna [super-hero fashion designer]: It will be bold! Dramatic! Bob [aka Mr. Incredible]: Yeah! Edna: Heroic! Bob: Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots... Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head] No capes! Bob: Isn't that my decision? Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids. Bob: Listen, E... Edna: November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin! Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb... Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine! Bob: E, you can't generalize about these things... Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! Edna [shouts]: NO CAPES!
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When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf Heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself, and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featur'd like him, like him with friends possess'd,
Desiring this man's art, and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least:
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee,--and then my state
(Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth) sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings'. - Sonnet 29
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I hear Fr. Z is 6'5", 190 lbs.
ReplyDelete"No, it's your ass that makes you look fat." Or so I respond when asked that question ...
ReplyDelete*Note to self, no capes.
ReplyDeleteFrom Pixar's "The Incredibles":
ReplyDeleteEdna [super-hero fashion designer]: It will be bold! Dramatic!
Bob [aka Mr. Incredible]: Yeah!
Edna: Heroic!
Bob: Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head] No capes!
Bob: Isn't that my decision?
Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
Bob: Listen, E...
Edna: November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!
Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
Bob: E, you can't generalize about these things...
Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
Edna [shouts]: NO CAPES!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317705/quotes?qt=qt0361985
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68ndaZSKa8
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