I'm not sure if you read that story on Drudge about the Southwest Airlines employee who found a box of human heads on a flight headed to Fort Worth. (Story here.) Ironically, I discovered the same thing in the trunk of my car this morning. While watching my morning TV shows I heard the shrill cries of what sounded like a wild-child-raised-by-wolves, coming from my garage... Shrieking and shrieking and shrieking until I was no longer able to hear the women on The View!
When I went out to find out what all the screaming was, I noticed the trunk of the car was open... I walked carefully towards the rear of the car to see what had happened. I had the garage door opener clipped to my t-shirt as usual - you never know when you're going to need it. I pressed the button to open the garage door hoping to distract whatever was in the trunk. Suddenly I swiftly and silently jumped over the back of the car, turning in midair, steadily landing upon my feet, facing the car. I quickly took in the crime scene present before me in the trunk. These grizzly photos are what I saw. It turned out that it had been the shrieks of the wild gerbil which led me to the trunk of my car in the locked garage! Needless to say I was totally freaked out - but remained calm. In a blink of an eye, the wild gerbil disappeared without a sound.
"How Hitchcockian." I thought to myself.