Swine flu has been reported in a small town called Cold Spring. I don't know where that is exactly - I'm from the Eastside of St. Paul - we never knew where anything was. I've lived in Minneapolis for years, but I still can't give clear directions to motorists on how to get someplace in town.
Anyway, the just-confirmed case of Swine flu in Minnesota involves a student in elementary school.
If I was still employed, I would so call in sick for the rest of the week.