I can't top the quality of this post. Why try?For the benefit of the studio audience: I'm the dark one.
Little Freak is the white dog with brown on one side of his face and ears.
I'm the fat one on the right, the one hanging back from the crowd.
What are they looking at?Tom
Tom - they are looking at Bacon-strips - dogs don't know it is not bacon.
Dear Terry,I know I'm not in your circle of friends, but I want to send you this in jest. You may decide to post it or not.That said:I don't see your friends. I see dogs, but not these:http://www.preston.gov.uk/Images/General/Environmental%20Health/fleas%20pic.jpg
Great friends! they never complain about what you're having if you invite them for dinner. they don't expect matched towels in the bathroom. If they sleep over at your house, it's not because they were drunk and couldn't drive. They never drink your last beer.
Please comment with charity and avoid ad hominem attacks. I exercise the right to delete comments I find inappropriate. If you use your real name there is a better chance your comment will stay put.