Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From any bar to Baker's Square.
But Julie's only seen the sight
A girl can see from Columbia Heights -- What a crazy pair!
But they're like cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Julie loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control -- What a wild duet!
Still, they're like cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even drink alike -- You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.