Thursday, October 05, 2006

Funny stuff...

Gerald had this post from Fr. Tim:

Via Fr. Tim's blog

Conservative Catholic pick-up lines:

10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?

8. Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper. (My favorite!)

7. What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?

6. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!

5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

1. Confess here often?

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  1. Regarding that, "...ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper."


  2. WHAT?! No comment on the beauty of her chapel veil?

  3. Those pickup lines actually came from Pat Madrid's Envoy Magazine web site. They've been up there for a couple of years:

    But they are very funny. He has more "Top Ten" lists, too.

    I thought the "jumper" model was quite fetching, but I couldn't see much plaid on it. Does leaflet carry school uniforms?

    There's a new market for you, Terry. Work with those "Pure Fashion" people from Regnum Christi and you will have yourself an upscale hit!

  4. I like frumpy jumpers! I'm offended and I'm never reading your blog EVER...JK.

    Okay Fashion King we get that you're down on the jumpers.

    Yeah I agree..chapel veil?

    Very funny!

    Scapular brown eyes? Barf. I hope no guy uses these lines on me. They might have to change their shirt.


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